Frequently asked questions
How will I know when my package is delivered?
Tracking numbers are generated upon completion of payment for an order. YOU MUST ENTER A TRACKING EMAIL ADDRESS TO RECEIVE THE TRACKING NUMBER. If you entered a tracking email address and do not see the email, please check your spam or promotions folders.
is it anonymous???
Yes, We Guarantee that ALL packages are sent completely anonymously.
If you prefer to keep it extra secret, you can pay with our cash option by mailing the order form or just the order number along with your payment. While we never reveal sender details, it’s up to you if you want to follow up with the recipient later!
WE ALSO HAVE A CRYPTO OPTION IF YOU WANT TO BE EXTRA SAFE!
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover and MORE! We process your payment trough stripe to make sure that everything is EXTRA secure so you can have a peace of mind! Credit cards are processed by Paypal, the world leader in secure e-commerce. We are also now accepting cash, and Crypto!
When will my package be shipped and delivered?
Packages are shipped within 5-7 business days after your order. Delivery typically takes an additional 3-4 days. Packages are shipped within 5-7 business days after your order. Delivery typically takes an additional 3-4 days. Please note, we only ship within the Continental United States.
What are the shipping costs?
Shipping costs range from $7.95 to $9.95, depending on the size of the package. These fees include both shipping and handling costs.
Is the poop real?
We can't say for certain, but it’s safe to assume it’s pretty GROSS. Just know this, we make frequent trips to the local dairy farm and zoo (; (the cows love us) And we do some coo coo alchemy. The contents are designed to look disgusting and smell awful, perfect for making a point!
Can I send multiple packages at once?
Yes! We offer bulk and custom orders. Simply reach out to us through the contact form for special requests. or you can just spam the orders (;
Can I include a custom message?
No, we do not allow customer-created notes for legal reasons. Each package includes a standard business card, as shown on our homepage.
Is this legal?
Yes. Sending an anonymous non-hazardous package through the US Postal Service is indeed legal. Please review our legal page for more information.